FRIENDS SENTENCE STARTERS
- We were on a break!
- Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
- I wouldn't say no to that.
- Well you should meet my uncle, Bada.
- I'll let myself out.
- How you doin'?
- I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
- We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
- You gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
- Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
- Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
- Oh... my... God!
- No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
- You wanted it to be a surprise.
- In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best, my best...
- There's a reason why girls don't do this.
- Okay, okay I'll do it. I thought, wait I can do this, I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Will you marry me?
- I'M FREE. I AM FREE.
- If you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
- Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!
- Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
- I'm [name]. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
- I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
- Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
- We could eat the wax. It's organic.
- I don't want my baby's first words to be "How You Doing"
- I'm [name]. I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films.
- Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
- Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself.
- I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.
- All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.
- My wife's a lesbian.
- You don't like the game, because you suck at it.
- I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck.
- What would you do if you were omnipotent?
- It happens to lots of guys. You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don't worry about it.
- I'm not worried, I'm uh, I'm fascinated. Y'know it's like uh, Biology. Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me.
- I'm going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?
- You are not gonna believe what I did today.
- Well, they only give you three letters, so after A.S.S., it is a bit of a challenge.
- No, no, no, if you'll unplug it, then there will be nothing to show from my day. It would be like I was at work!
- Oh, it's mine. I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need, so I balled it up... and now I wish I was dead.
- Well I've had the same walk since high school and you know how when a guy walks into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a 'take notice' walk.
- Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
- What? Because that's your answer to everything?
- Say something. Say anything. Nothing you say could make this situation worse. Oh my God, this is the longest that anyone has not spoken EVER.
- I don't get it. Why can't we use the same toothbrush? We use the same soap.
- That's different. The toothbrush has been in my mouth.
- OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
- I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.
- It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
- I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y... I just spelled the wrong words didn't I?
- C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.
- You're not gonna try and make me join a cult are you?
- Charlotte? You know, with the web? She has babies, then she dies. It's like, "Hey, mom, welcome home from the hospital." THUD.
- A no sex pact! I have one of those with every woman in America!
- I know you didn't ask but no-one had spoken for fourteen minutes.
- Okay, now we need the sage branches and the sacramental wine.
- Are you sure you peed on the stick right?
- And this from the cry-for-help department: Are you wearing makeup?
- Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
- Well, this is like summer in a bowl!
- Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.
- I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.
- Heh. Let me get this straight. He got you to *beg* to sleep with him. He got you to say he *never* has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a *great* idea?
- Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.
- Fine. No one ever listens to me. If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
- Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls.
- Did you actually interview her before you asked her to move in?
- Come on. I am here to take care of you. What do you need? Anything.
- Could we BE more white trash?
- Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.
- Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.
- I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty girl with an ass that won't quit.
- I hate his underwear. one time I brought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there's no room for anything excess in there.
- I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
- I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced.
- No, you go after them five minutes before they get married...Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
- Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!
- You two were having sex.
- Oh! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date? Your first kiss? The first time you had sex?
- All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
- Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
- Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
- She's so great. She kisses like my mom cooks.
- It was 5: 30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for eighteen pages - front and back!
- I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
- Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.
- Well, I don't know what Big Leon told you but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.
- Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your "cancer" and your "emphysema" and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.
- Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster.
- Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women.
- I can't believe my dad saw us having sex. He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees.
- Well, I'm a pacifist. But, when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you. Except for you.
- Okay, for the bizillionth time, yes I see other women in the shower at the gym, and no I don't look.
- I did break up with her. She just took it really, really well.
- When did you start crapping money?
- Says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around ten-ish?
- No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue.
- Goodbye, you fruit drying psychopath.
- Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.
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parley
FOLLOWS & INTERACTIONS.
This blog is PRIVATE & SELECTIVE. What this means is that I write with MUTUALS only, and I don’t always follow everyone who follows me.
Now this certainly doesn’t mean I dislike you or your character. I have quite a few blogs that follow me that seem perfectly lovely, and who clearly have put a lot of time into their characters. I just don’t have the time to properly dedicate to figuring out how our characters could interact. Moreover, I suffer from anxiety that’s usually heightened by how cluttered my dash is, so bear with me if I don’t follow you back.
Remember there’s no obligation to continue following me if you don’t get a follow in return, your dash is also meant to be a happy place for you. But please refrain from unfollowing and refollowing to get your name on my dash — this will lead to you being blocked before it earns you a follow.
PET PEEVES & TRIGGERS.
First, let me say that I am 100% meme loving trash – my tag is full of them and sending me a meme is one of the easiest ways for us to get our characters interacting. That being said, if you’d like to turn our meme into a thread, COPY AND PASTE IT INTO A NEW POST.
I’m remarkably SLOW when it comes to replies. Tthere are some days where I won’t have the motivation to jump online. While I don’t mind being asked about a thread, please don’t pester me to reply. Odds are it’ll push my motivation further away, and it can easily make me not want to continue the thread. This is a hobby! Let’s keep it fun c:
All physical fights MUST be cleared by me.
Unless we know each other well, there isn't any exception to this rule.
SHIPPING.
I am very open to all ships! However, I do play Will as being heterosexual. This isn’t meant to be discriminatory in any way, my muse merely has no interest in men, those who present male, or those who identify as male.
I will RARELY, if ever, be okay with cheating. That being said, any and all ships I have will be taking place in DIFFERENT verses.
Despite being interested in shipping , never force a ship on me. I ship based on chemistry and whether I think our characters could have some sort of future (seeing as how Will is old-fashioned. ) If you try to force a ship on me, our thread will likely be dropped and continued behaviors may force me to unfollow.
Also friendships are equally, if not more, important than ships to me. Don’t hesitate to do a brotp vs. an otp, ja feel? I wind up treasuring those friendships.
TAGGING.
Muses and mun are all 21+. Some nsfw material may appear on this blog. All nsfw posts will be tagged with #NSFW. S/N: I will not write smut with anyone under the age of eighteen.
Due to the nature of the world in which my muse lives, there may be violence, murder, crude content, and swearing on this blog. Do keep in mind the sort of blog you’re following. For example, if you fear the open ocean, this likely isn’t the best blog to be following.
I will likely never reblog anything involving self harm, suicidal idealization, or eating disorders. If you'd like me to tag a trigger that you may have, please don't hesitate to let me know (in a nice way, don't be an asshole about it). Triggers will be tagged as #TRIGGER CW.
DISCLAIMERS.
I am not Orlando Bloom, nor am I in any way affiliated with Pirates of the Caribbean. While I do not claim to own William Turner as a character, the writing on this page is strictly my own.
The icons on this blog are made by ME and are not to be taken. Theft is theft, and though my character appreciates aspects of piracy, I certainly do not. Please refrain. My current theme was edited for me by hangthrules, the base code is from agirlingrey.
verses
- CANON.
- AU VERSES.
- PRIVATE.
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ONLY A BLACKSMITH. ( pre cotbp. )
With no family or title to speak of, William Turner has made his life in Port Royal by working hard and keeping his head down. Societal expectations are quite high in this small town, and as a result, Will attempts to abide by them around those of high status as he knows reputation is everything. However, he does find it in himself to let loose with the friends he’s made around the town, those whom he trusts.
PIRATE IS IN YOUR BLOOD. ( cotbp. )
Will’s life is completely disrupted by the arrival of pirates in Port Royal, and turned on it’s head when they leave with Elizabeth Swann as their captive. Unable to wait for the navy to locate the woman he loves, Will enlists the help of Captain Jack Sparrow to find the Black Pearl. Unaware of what he’s walking into, Will eventually learns that his father was a pirate and that he willingly left his family for piracy. Unsure of how to handle the new information that his father was a pirate, Will squashes down any current hatred in exchange for finding Elizabeth. Nevermind that it requires acts of piracy as well, Will follows after Captain Jack Sparrow and learns a bit more about himself than he would’ve liked.
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME ( dmc )
Will’s determination to remain what he considers a good man is put to the test when Lord Beckett demands he find Jack Sparrow’s compass in exchange for his and Elizabeth’s freedom. With no choice but to delve back into the world of piracy, Will faces obstacles in the forms of navigating the seas, encountering cannibals, and going up against Davy Jones himself. During his run in with Jones, Will finds his father aboard the Flying Dutchman, and promises to save his soul no matter the cost.
NO CAUSE IS LOST. ( awe )
After Jack’s death, Will believes that any chance to save his father is lost along with his friend. However, Tia Dalma relays that there is a way to save both Jack and the Pearl, leading Will to do what must be done to bring the man back. Embracing what it means to be a pirate, Will begins placing his interests and goals above those of his crew. His actions and those of his fiance cause a large gap between the pair, one that isn’t explained until Jack is saved. Even so, the damage seems to be irreparable.
A PRICE MUST BE PAID IN THE END. ( post awe )
During the fight between The Brethren Court and the East India Trading Company, Will Turner lost his life at the hands of Davy Jones. With the help of Jack Sparrow, Will was able to stab the heart of Jones, and became the new Captain of the Flying Dutchman. Now, it is his responsibility to ferry the souls of the dead from this world to the next, a task he takes quite seriously. Though he and Elizabeth were married during the battle they knew might have ended their lives, Will could never ask Elizabeth to wait for him during the ten years it would take him to return to her. After their one day together, Will told Elizabeth to find her freedom, and in doing so also freed himself.
THEY'LL COME BACK TO YOU. ( alt. ending )
When all hope seemed lost, Bootstrap Bill found a way to break through the Dutchman’s hold on him and stab the heart of Davy Jones. Narrowly saving Will’s life and helping to end what might have been a full blown battle, Bootstrap became the rightful Captain of the Flying Dutchman. This left Will truly free in a way he hadn’t been before, and now the world is his for the taking.
IN THIS TWILIGHT HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF GRACE. ( post awe ; dark verse )
Despite Will’s intentions of ferrying souls and remaining a good man, the harsh realities of being surrounded by death eventually wormed their way into his heart. Unable to fight against the darkness that clouded him, Will has become as dark and twisted as Davy Jones once was, if not worse. Cruel and unforgiving, William Turner has sacrificed his crew for a new one, eliminating his father in the process.
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THIS WORLD OF LITTLE CONSEQUENCE. ( modern )
After the death of both of his parents, Will Turner was placed into foster care. Despite the usual struggles that came with living in the system, Will managed to find work doing small jobs around London. Working as a handyman hasn’t left him rolling in money, but he’s able to afford a small apartment on the outskirts of the city. It serves him well, and he’s rather prideful of having something to call his own.
HOME IS BEHIND ; THE WORLD AHEAD ( lotr/the hobbit )
After Captain Jack Sparrow was killed by Davy Jones’ kraken, Will and a few others embark on a journey to bring said Captain back. Though successful, returning to the land of the living proves to be something of a challenge. During this process, Will winds up losing his hold on the ship he’s on as she’s pulled through to the world she belongs in. For all Will knows, one moment he was aboard the Black Pearl, and the next, he’s sputtering by a river that cut through a landscape unlike any he’s seen before. One thing’s for certain – he certainly isn’t home anymore.
HEAVEN AIN'T CLOSE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. ( supernatural )
TBA
BE YOUR OWN ANCHOR. ( teen wolf )
Although his father was a notorious werewolf hunter, Will Turner has abandoned any sense of hunting in favor of protecting young wolves who are still learning to restrain themselves. Traveling the country in search of those who need help, Will finds himself in Beacon Hills, where werewolf activity seems to be quite high. It is there that he must discover who is truly and need and who is killing for the sake of fun, forcing him to decide whether or not to pick up his gun again or not.
THERE ARE NO WINNERS ; ONLY SURVIVORS. ( the hunger games )
A mechanic in District 3, Will Turner has only ever known poverty and the struggle of staying alive. Having lost his mother to starvation, Will learned quickly that the world he lived in was flawed. When sparks of the rebellion first began, Will came across as unfazed, though he paid close attention to what was being said. Once the world was thrown into chaos, he followed a group that led him to District 13.
UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE WORLD ENDS. ( marvel )
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THIEVES AND BEGGARS. ( black sails )
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YTHE FIRE FOUND A HOME IN ME.
Based off of this poem, hiding within a single man is the soul of a dragon reborn, stuffed into a smaller frame and asked to survive. With a single task in mind, Will seeks out the princess he’d taken as a dragon, taken and set free to the best of his abilities. Obvious struggles stand before them, such as getting her to believe his story. But he’s determined, and after all – she’d recognize her dragon anywhere.
VERSE PARTNER: brookesmxrt
FOR EVEN CASTLES MUST ONE DAY CRUMBLE
Sir William Turner is a knight, sworn to serve the Argent family against any enemy that should attempt to cause them harm. A narrow encounter with a prior attack has left them all on edge, and Will begins to notice changes in the princess, a newfound determination perhaps. It takes him some time to catch on, but the small cuts that litter her fingers and a missing dagger alerts him to her attempted training. Instead of scolding her, Will finds himself wanting to help her. As time goes on, this need to protect Allison steadily grows stronger.
VERSE PARTNER: darkinherheart
WHEN SHE LAUGHS YOU FORGET WHAT IT MEAN TO LIVE IN DARKNESS.
William Turner has roamed the Earth for nearly 300 years, an immortal being among mere men. After becoming Captain of the Flying Dutchman, he’d done everything his new title asked for. As the years continued to pass and need for the Dutchman soon dwindled before vanishing entirely, Will lived on. Waiting for his end was fruitless, and so he was forced to accept his eternal fate. Watching as those he loved passed with no hope of ever joining them, Will distanced himself from the world around him. It isn’t until one day in modern London that he finds himself believing in fate again, when he comes across a woman that is the spitting image of Elizabeth Swann, the woman he’d loved and lost.
VERSE PARTNER: hangtherules
THEY TURNED TO ASH ALL THAT I ADORE
He’d been told that hope was a foolish thing, something that would never truly exist in a world ruled by the Capitol. And yet, he’d allowed himself to cling to it, to have faith in the mockingjay and all the rebellion stood for. It wasn’t until their bombs DEMOLISHED District 13 that Will’s fragile hope was changed from something solid to RUBBLE. Struggling to survive along with those who escaped the ruins, Will is trying to find something to believe in again. Despite everything, his struggles are nothing compared to the girl who’s lost everything – her cause, her fire, her sister.
VERSE PARTNER: unseenmockingjay
basic information
FULL NAME: william turner
NICKNAME: will, whelp, the blacksmith
AGE: 24 ( main verse )
BIRTH DATE: tba, 1721
NATIONALITY: english
GENDER: male
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: heteroromantic
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: heterosexual
RELIGION: protestant ( non-practicing )
SPOKEN LANGUAGE: english
OCCUPATION: blacksmith / pirate
relationships
PARENTS: bill & michelle turner ( both deceased )
SIBLINGS: none
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: verse dependent; elizabeth swann
CHILDREN: verse dependent; henry turner
EXTENDED FAMILY: weatheryby swann ( father-in-law; deceased )
FRIENDS / ALLIES: anamaria, hector barbossa, james norrington, joshamee gibbs, marty, pintel, ragetti, tia dalma
ENEMIES / ANIMOSITIES: cutler beckett, davy jones, edward teach, ian mercer, royal navy, sao feng
physical traits
EYE COLOUR: brown
HAIR COLOUR: brown
HEIGHT: 5'11"
BODY BUILD: lean, muscular
TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: n/a
NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: strong jaw, scar on chest
phobias and disorders
PHOBIAS: losing himself
MENTAL DISORDERS: ptsd
WHEN WAS THIS DIAGNOSED?: undiagnosed
personality
POSITIVE TRAITS: adaptive, altruistic, amibitious, brave, caring, clever, determined, kind, protective
NEGATIVE TRAITS: defensive, naive, proud, secretive, stubborn
LIKES: music, freedom, smithing
DISLIKES: assumptions, being lied to
ALIGNMENT: chaotic good
HOGWARTS HOUSE: hufflepuff
MYER-BRIGGS PERSONALITY TYPE: tba
ZODIAC: tba
biography
TBAGENERAL
ANSWERED. CRACK.HEADCANONS. MEMES.
MEME RESPONSES. MISCELLANEOUS.
MUN THNGS. MUSIC.
OOC POSTS. SAVED.
PSA POSTS. WISHLIST.
PROMOTIONS. SELF-PROMOTIONS.
THE PIRATE KING
ABOUT. AESTHETIC.DESIRES. MUSINGS.
VISAGE. ZODIAC.
WHAT THE SEA BRINGS
GENERAL POTC.ANAMARIA. CUTLER BECKETT.
DAVY JONES. EDWARD TEAGUE.
HECTOR BARBOSSA. JACK SPARROW.
JAMES NORRINGTON. PINTEL.
RAGETTI. SAO FENG.
TIA DALMA. WEATHERBY SWANN.
WILL TURNER.
AFFAIRS OF THE HEART
LIZZIE & CHARLES. ELIZABETH & SILVER.NORRIBETH. SPARRABETH.
WILLABETH.
A MOTHER'S LOVE
GENERAL.EMMA. HENRY.
JACOB. LILY.
LYDIA.
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independent will turnerfrom pirates of the caribbean
selective & private
oc & crossover friendly
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rules of engagement
written by LEAest. april 24, 2015
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